Did you know that the words "I’m going to go to bed fairly early and get some sleep because I have a busy day ahead of me" actually has the EXACT same meaning as “I’m going to stay up late and fuck around on the internet for a few hours”? English is such a weird language.
There’s some ships you ship… that have massive amounts of shippers right along with you. Then there’s the ships… those ships you have that are near and dear to your heart where you’re in a fucking canoe with like… four other people.
I know its a little early but
Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom
i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
"From the moment I laid eyes on [Mario Lemieux], he became my hockey hero. It never occurred to me that one day I’d be playing with him on the same team. I saw every one of his games and couldn’t take my eyes off the television screen. My mom complained that it almost made her deaf. I sat in front of the television and screamed: "Mario! Mario!"
My mom was completely beside herself and asked me if I’d lost my mind.
"Why are you so hung up on that Mario? You don’t even know a single person named Mario!" she exclaimed."
- Jagr: An Autobiography
Dee Gordon has a sense of humor. Posed for a photo coming out of he shower wearing a towel, holding shampoo in fetching pose. Sent to Peavy.
*Tweeted by Henry Schuman
ICYMI it’s because Jake said this: “I’m not going to lie to you. I was just in the shower thinking about Dee Gordon. Isn’t that crazy? I was in the shower thinking about how I’m going to get Dee Gordon out.”
i spilled Dr Pepper all over my kitchen cabinets and floor today because i’m the adultiest of adults who knows how to open things. and then i had to wet everything all over again after i wiped it up so it wouldn’t be sticky